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Did you know that you can tell a lot about a person just by the way they break wind! It’s true! Use this handy guide to personalities…

The Vain Person: They love their own smell, after breaking wind they’ll make several obvious sniffs and break into a wide smile if it’s a real stinker!

The Honest Person: Someone who’ll admit it was them, but will then give an explanation too!

The Dishonest Person: These people will break wind and then blame it on the dog!

The Athletic Person: These characters will break wind at the slightest exertion; beware walking behind them whilst climbing stairs!

The Amiable Person: Someone who enjoys the smell of other people breaking wind!

The Antisocial Person: Always will excuse themselves from a room, and then break wind outside, follow them!

The Proud Person: This type of person will break wind and then check around the room to make sure everyone else knows it was them! A tell tale smug expression in the event of a real room clearer!

The Strategic Person: Will breaking into unexpected loud laughter to disguise the giveaway sound!

The Careless Person: Accidentally breaks wind at the most embarrassing time!

The Gentleman: Will excuse himself when a lady breaks wind around him!

The Shy Person: You smell the smell, no one takes the blame, but this person blushes bright red! A giveaway!

The Intellectual Person: Upon someone breaking wind will not only pinpoint who did it but also tell them what they last ate!

The Scientific Person: Who’ll immediately discuss air pollution right after breaking wind!

The Impudent Person: These people will let rip loudly and then laugh just as loud!

The Musical Person: Will break wind in tune!

The Timid Person: Will jump with shock if anyone breaks wind around them!

The Sensitive Person: Someone who’ll break wind but burst into tears if anyone accuses them of doing it!

The Unlucky Person: You can see these people straining hard to break wind, then a look of panic takes over as they realise it’s not wind that’s escaped! Avoid!



 


   
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