Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold!

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?”
“Let us spray!” replied the other.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a skunk?
A fowl smell!

Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?
Something that stinks and stings!

How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!

What's black and white and red all over?
A skunk with sunburn!

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent!