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Jokes lighten any moment and as cliché as it may sound, laughter is the best medicine. A remedy like no other. A remedy even doctors suggest to anyone suffering from illness. Jokes are so universal, they come handy in any situation. Even texas holdem players crack a joke or two as part of their game play.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a horse?
Whinny The Pooh!

Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven!

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!

What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you!

Why can't skunks keep secrets?
Because someone is always getting wind of them!



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