Jokes lighten any moment and as cliché as it may sound, laughter is the best medicine. A remedy like no other. A remedy even doctors suggest to anyone suffering from illness. Jokes are so universal, they come handy in any situation. Even texas holdem players crack a joke or two as part of their game play. |
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a horse?
Whinny The Pooh!
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink!
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven!
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court!
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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew!
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesnt give a hoot!
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What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter!
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
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What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you!
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Why can't skunks keep secrets?
Because someone is always getting wind of them!
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