What’s the hairiest and smelliest thing in the world?
King Pong!

What do you get if you pull your pants as high as your neck?
A chest of drawers!

What has two legs, one wheel and stinks?
A wheelbarrow of manure!

What artist was famous for painting nudes?
Bottichilli!

When is underwear like flowers?
When the flowers are bloomers!

What are you going to do with all that manure?
I’m going to put it on my strawberries.
Yuk! I put sugar and cream on mine!

A tourist was driving in France and stopped to pick up a hitch-hiker.
“Do you want a lift” asked the driver.
“Oui, oui” replied the hitch-hiker.
“Not in my car!” said the driver, slammed the door shut and sped off!

What’s the nearest thing to silver?
The Lone Ranger’s bottom!

What’s a dirty book?
One that’s been dropped down a toilet!

What happened to the thief who stole a ton of prunes?
He was on the run for weeks!