What's a young zombie's favourite toy?
A deady bear.

Why did the ghoul take the dead man for a drive?
Because he was a car-case.

Why did the cannibal join the police force?
So he could grill his suspects.

What do Chinese cannibals eat?
Chap suey.

If you're good in this life you will be rewarded with everlasting bliss.
And if you're bad do you get everlasting blister?

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a plumber?
A blood bath!

Where do cannibals go to school?
Eton.

Who was Wyatt Burp?
A sheriff with a repeater.

Did you hear the joke about the cesspit?
It takes a while to sink in.

What training do you need to be a rubbish collector?
None, you just pick it up as you go along.