Knock Knock
Who's there!
Juliet!
Juliet who!
Juliet the same amount but she's okay!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken you open the door and let in?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kiwi!
Kiwi who?
Kiwi-t any longer I'm going to burst!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Loo!
Loo who?
Loo's your money at the races!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lou
Loo who?
Loo is free now if you still want to go!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Louise!
Louise who?
Louise busy, come back in a minute!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Lucy!
Lucy who?
Lucy-lastic can cause embarrassment!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luxembourg
Luxembourg who?
Luxembourg just did it on your head!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maggot!
Maggot who?
Maggot in the loo before me!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Mickey!
Mickey who?
Mickey's stuck in the lock, help I'm stuck in here!