Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gwen!
Gwen who!
Gwen will you be finished in there!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hallie!
Hallie who?
Hallie-tosis, your breath stinks!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Harriet!
Harriet who?
Harriet it up in there!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
Hawaii was fine until I smelt that!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hope!
Hope who?
Hope you'll soon be done!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan nasty disease, don’t come close!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ivor
Ivor who?
Ivor a spot on my bum!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ivy
Ivy who?
Ivy really itchy bum!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Jam!
Jam who?
Jam mind, I'd like some privacy in here!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny'd any help in there?