Knock Knock
Who's there!
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher your toilet seat down when you're done!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I really need to go!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe flush the loo please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the toilet is free will you!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Clare!
Clare who?
Clare the air with air freshener!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Colin
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, I’ve got the runs!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy that you smell, but I don't believe them!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Danielle!
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it was the dog!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Datsun!
Datsun who?
Datsun smelly one!