Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one seen the toilet rolls, we've run out!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
April!
April who?
April might cure that wind!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here, it stinks!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bea!
Bea who?
Bea sweet and wipe the seat!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting a long time for the toilet!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Blair!
Blair who?
Blair I just let one rip!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Blue
Blue who?
Blue your nose and stop sniffing!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Blur!
Blur who?
Blur, it's cold in that loo!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bo
Bo who?
Bogies up your nose!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bull!
Bull who?
Bull the chain when you’re done!