Incontinence Matters – Phil Mepants

Life on the Ocean Wave – Eva Lott

Incurable Wind Problems – I Malone

Lose That Beer Belly – Buster Gutt

Getting rid of Diarrhea – Watts E Dunn

Notice on bottom of toilet door: Beware of limbo dancers

I sit here broken-hearted, paid 10p and only farted!

Don't throw your cigarette ends in the loo
You know it isn't right
It makes them very soggy
And very hard to light

If Batman is so smart, why does he wear his pants outside his trousers?

Humpty Dumpty was pushed!