Start a new movement, eat a prune!

James Bond rules OOK!

I'm so unlucky I even get caught writing on the toilet wa...

Scotland rules ok the noo!

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

Here I sit in stinky vapor,
Because somebody stole the toilet paper,
Shall I sit, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

I came here
To poo and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

Here I sit
What a caper
I have to poo
But I'm out of paper

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