Samson was a strong man
He could break an iron hoop
But he never could have done this feat
If he'd lived on school soup

Wet paint - this is not an instruction!

In the beginning was the word, and the word was Aardvark!

Eat more beans - We need more gas!

Skeptics may or may not rule OK!

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I...

Personal smells rule BO!

Old teachers never die, they just smell that way!

Bad spellers of the world, untie!

People using this toilet are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance!