Did you like the tongue salad?
It spoke for itself.

Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
He bolted his food.

What do you get if you cross a birthday cake with a tin of baked beans?
A cake that blows out its own candles.

What do you call a cannibal who ate his mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.

Why did the idiot eat bits of metal all day?
It was his staple diet.

What's a sadist's favourite soup?
Scream of chicken.

What game do cannibals play?
Swallow my leader.

WAITER: I have fried liver, steamed tongue and frogs' legs.
CUSTOMER: Don't tell me your troubles, just get me the menu!

What's yellow, brown and hairy?
Cheese on toast dropped on the carpet.

How can you stop fish going bad on Monday?
Eat it on Sunday.