I’m going to have to let one rip, do you mind?
Not if you don’t mind if I throw up!

What does the Queen do if she breaks wind?
Issues a Royal Pardon!!

Who was the smelliest Royal ever?
King Pong!

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?
John!

What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head?
Lulu!

What do you call a man with a lorry on his head?
Dead!

What tree can’t you climb?
A lavatory!

How do you make a toilet roll?
Throw it down a hill!

What’s brown and comes steaming out of Cowes?
The Isle of Wight Ferry!

What do you clean your top teeth with?
A toothbrush
And?
Some toothpaste
What do you clean your bottom with?
The same
Oh gross, I use toilet paper!