A wife was fed up with her husband’s wind problem.
“You should be a weatherman,” she said.
“Why?” her husband replied.
“Because you are such an expert on wind!”

Brother: Why does mum make dad sleep under the bed?
Sister: Because he drives her potty!

What’s the worst thing you can do to your sister while she’s wearing baggy underwear?
Nick’er elastic!

Lara: Why was your brother thrown in the ships brig?
Zara: He thought the poop deck was the place to go!

Lara: Your brother is spoiled
Zara: No, he always smells like that!

There is an awful smell coming from downstairs near your Aunt Flo.
Cellar?
Do you think we could get a good price!

The boy down the street said you smelt so much you weren’t fit to live with pigs.
What did you say?
I stood up for you, I said of course you were fit to live with pigs!

I brought my wife a bottle of toilet water for £50!
You could have had some water out of our toilet for free!

My brother is built upside down
His nose runs and his feet smell!

Lara: Do you know anyone who has been on the TV.
Zara: My little brother did once, but he uses the toilet now!