What should you do if your nose goes on strike?
Picket!

What kind of monster gets up your nose?
The bogeyman!

What should you do if you smell a gas leak?
Send the person out of the room and open the windows!

What connects your nose to the Sunday roast?
Dripping

What do you call a man who never uses a tissue?
Greensleeves!

Is that perfume I smell?
It is and yes you do!

What do you call a man who never blows his nose?
Ronnie!

What kind of monster can you sit on your finger?
The bogeyman!

What did one eye say to the other?
Between us is something that smells!

Did you hear about the man you stuck his finger so far up his nose his hat fell off!