What's the difference between dog dirt and chocolate?
I don't know.
In that case, I'm not sending you out to buy any chocolate!

What do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk that has a kick to it.

What should you do if you come across two snails fighting?
Leave them to slug it out.

What do you get if you cross a young goat with a food mixer?
A crazy mixed-up kid.

Two fleas were sitting on Robinson Crusoe's head.
One looked at her watch. 'Time to go,' she said to the other, 'see you on Friday!'

There's a big black cat in the garden.
They're supposed to be lucky.
This one isn't.
Why do you say that?
It's just been eaten by next door's dog!

What has 50 legs and can't walk?
Half a centipede.

What did one flea say to the other?
'Shall we walk or take a dog?'

Why did the flea cry?
All his friends had gone to the dogs.

Complete this proverb: A bird in the hand...
Does it on your wrist!