Why do gorillas have big noses?
Have you seen the size of their fingers!

Why did the blind goose cross the road?
To go the the Bird's Eye shop.

What do you call a man with cow droppings all over his feet?
An in coopoop!

What would we have if pigs could fly!
We’d be carrying umbrellas all the time!

When is a bird in the hand not better than two birds in a bush?
When you want to pick your nose!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a budgie?
A very messy cage!

My dog is so lazy!
Even when I water the garden he won’t even lift a leg to help!

How do you stop a dog from smelling?
Cut off his nose!

What do polar bears get from sitting on ice for too long?
Polaroids!

Why did the bumble bee fly with his legs crossed?
He was heading for a BP station!